Mr Roger is just like any other school teacher you will ever meet, but Mr Roger has a secret. Have you ever wondered why everyone calls him Jolly Roger? It’s not because he’s always happy.
Mr Roger used to be a pirate.
Mr Roger was a very good pirate. By that I mean that he was very good at BEING a pirate and as pirates are always bad, Mr Roger was always very good at being very bad.
When Mr Roger was the captain of the bad ship Fish Finger he liked everything on his ship to be, well, ship-shape.
Mr Roger’s favourite food was fish fingers and chips shaped like battle ships. He even had a special chip shop on the Fish Finger, and to please Mr Roger, the ship’s chip shop chef often made ship-shaped chips.
Pirate crews love to steal and rob and fight. Pirates sometimes attack other ships and even sink them. But if you happen to be a pirate, it’s a good idea to take any treasure off a ship BEFORE you sink it. Pirates don’t always do this.
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