Shona wisnae that keen on the campin’. She said that when she wis a wean she went tae a camp near Loch Ness and she got attacked bae monsters…naw, naw, no’ Nessie. Somethin’ much, much worse: MIDGIES. Of coorse, Shona said she wisnae a wean noo, but her mither an’ faither said she wisnae an audult [...]